You have discovered two problems with a common solution: mad cows in England, and unexploded bombs in France.
In Unexploded Cow, you play a savvy entrepreneur who wants to help solve the world's problems, by blowing up lots of cows. You'll round up a herd of mad cows, give them a stirring pep talk, and march them through the French countryside. In doing so, you will clear fields of leftover ordnance from long-forgotten wars. And you'll make a few bucks doing it.
Unexploded Cow is the newest card game from Cheapass Games, a deluxe reprint of one of our most popular games ever. It's a simple card game for 2-6 players. You start with 5000 Francs, and try to make more money than you spend. You invest in mad cows, roll dice to see which ones blow up, and play plenty of messed-up cards on your friends. It's fast, crazy, and lots of fun.